Monday, April 5, 2010

Adventures at Walmart, and other randomness

I should probably mention first that Caleb appears to be potty trained. He turned 4 in January, so this is a HUGE deal in our house. He even goes out to public places in underwear, including preschool and Walmart. I had my first experience today taking 2 kids into a public restroom for a potty break. And let me tell you, diapers are really not that bad. I guess it went pretty well, until Grace decided to follow some lady to her stall, then forcefully push the stall door open before the lady could lock it, resulting in a loud "Ouch!" from said lady. I quickly apologized from outside the stall and rushed the children out of the bathroom.

Then, I don't know how many times I bent over to pick something up that Grace dropped out of the cart or Caleb knocked off the shelf. And every time I bent over, my cell phone fell out of the pocket of my bag. Every single time. Don't ask me why I didn't either zip up the bag, or put the dumb cell phone in my pocket. After the 78th time the phone fell out I picked it up and muttered, "Oh my heck." A lady passed by me with a look on her face that said, "you're in over your head." I put the cell phone in my pocket and moved on.

We headed out to the van and as I was putting our loot in the back, I said "Wow, we bought a lot of stuff!" Caleb asked, "Why did we buy a lot of stuff?" To which I replied, "because we needed a lot of stuff." Caleb then proclaimed, "But there's people dying in Africa!"

He's right you know. And after I laughed for about 10 minutes I thought about that, but that's another post entirely.

Each day after Grace goes down for her nap, Caleb and I have "rest time." Which usually involves me dozing on the couch while Caleb plays with his toys. Today as I was dozing, I was roused to consciousness by a loud banging followed by very annoying music. I opened my eyes to see Caleb with Grace's baby doll. He was whacking the doll's head repeatedly on a shapes sorter to make the sorter play songs. Sometimes I wonder...

But then after nap and rest time Caleb and Grace were playing in Caleb's room. Caleb has a big Captain's bed with drawers and a little cubby underneath. He told Grace to get in the cubby, then he shut the door and said to her, "Now stay in there for 3 days, Grace...okay now come out! You came alive today! Mommy, Grace came alive! She resurrected!" After that I felt a little better about his general development.

One last thing. Apparently I am incapable of washing and drying the laundry in one day. For some reason, after I put that last load in the washer, my brain thinks, laundry's done! That's just one of many things I blame on my pregnant brain these days.

And that is the end of my mindless rambling.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

It's a.....

Can you tell from the profile?












Doesn't she look dainty? ;-)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Sometimes we like the Northwest


Last week we had another beautiful, sunny, record-breaking day. So Glen took a long lunch and we headed to the beach. Living on the Puget Sound does have it's advantages.


Throwing sand!
(One of Caleb's quirks is that he absolutely CANNOT wear his jacket without the hood. The hood must be worn at all times)





Testing the waters...



Digging...



And building...



And burying...



And getting our bums very wet...




Grace is trying to do something about her signature Northwest white legs. I gave up on that a while ago.




This week we are back to rain, rain, rain. Like I said, sometimes we like the Northwest...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

What not to say to your pregnant wife


"So you're about half way there now, right? Welp, looks like it's gonna be a big one."


*Disclaimer: This is actually way more funny to me than offensive, so no, I am NOT throwing my husband under the bus.


Oh, Glen also requested that I include the following:

Glen is the best husband in the world!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Smart Boy

Usually on Saturday's when I need to get stuff ready on the computer for Primary on Sunday, Caleb will watch TV while I'm in the office. I've determined that to be the only way to keep him from destroying all things electronic in the office. Just now Caleb came to the office door and said:

Caleb: Mommy, I need to tell you something.
Me: What is it, Bud?
Caleb: We need a Smart Mop.
Me: Huh?
Caleb: Yeah, you know, a Smart Mop. It picks up the mustard and the ketchup. And lots of other things. (Runs away)

This kid may be on to something...



*Image from buysmartmop.com