Inspirational messages by Caleb

Okay, I've got like a million things running around in my head that I should have or still need to post about, but for now I need to write down these gems that have come out of Caleb's mouth recently:

*After I announced that is was time for everyone to take a nap, Caleb promptly informed me, "No, we're not taking naps today. Sorry."
Oh, well okay. Thanks for letting me know.

*Caleb and Glen were looking at a toy magazine that came in the mail.
Caleb: "Oooo, I like that toy."
Glen: "Would you go pee in the potty for that toy?"
Caleb: "Uhhhhh, prob'ly not."
Well, thanks for being honest, kid.

*After Glen finishes the evening family prayer with "Amen" Caleb immediately says, "I popped out two boogers for that prayer!" Wow, thanks Bud. I'm sure the prayer sincerely thanks you for those boogers. And we sincerely thank you for the constant entertainment you provide!